As the father of two young children, I can assure you that it was Little Red Riding Hood that battled with a Wolf, Goldielocks only had 3 bears to contend with. Considering she was up for break & enter, damage to property & theft, I think she was lucky to get away.
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Remember....... Tim the toolman Taylor says " If you didn't build it yourself, It isn't yours".
I believe, in the old uncensored, nightmare inducing version that we grew up with, the wolf was "chopped" up by little red riding hood using an axe. Isnt it ironic that the car the wolf is replacing suffered the same fate,
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Remember....... Tim the toolman Taylor says " If you didn't build it yourself, It isn't yours".
I think the latest version is, Little Red Riding Hood calls in a third party so that she & the Big Bad Wolf can sit down calmy & work through their issues one by one. They discover that the Wolf's problems can basically be contributed to a lack of hugs & open love from his mother, they than call her in so she can join in the healing process & everything works out sweet & dandy & they all live happily every after in Grandma's house.
I think Disney is about to release this version.
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Remember....... Tim the toolman Taylor says " If you didn't build it yourself, It isn't yours".
Little Red Riding Hood, alias "Big Red" is now being charged with a multitude of new charges following explosive new evidence brought into the public eye during the ongoing court case, Hood vs Wolf.
What started as a felony B&E case dubbed 'Red Gate' by the media led police to find evidence of assault with a deadly weapon, animal cruelty and jaywalking.
If Big Red is found guilty of all crimes she faces up to 15 years jail, or 15 hours of community service.
Her current defence of "I was drowsy, therefore didnt realise I didnt cross at the crossing" wont wash with the harsh jury which includes some hard fairy tale characters, such as the wicked witch of the west, the troll under the bridge and the hardest of the hard, Bambi, who some claim has never been 'right' since seeing her mother brutally murdered.
The case continues.
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