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Wolf


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list the lessons you've learnt:


A left handed screwdriver works just as well as a right handed screw driver...

Leave the steering wheel nut on a couple of threads before yanking the wheel off the column...

Wheel nuts dont tighten themselves....



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 drilling into your hand makes you bleed

 excessive flame on your skin makes it peel off furious

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   up yours baby

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The only thing more dangerous than a sharp knife is a blunt one

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KUSTERRACECO


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at the end of every straight there is a corner

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should have bought a car rather than reserect an old shitta

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kuster


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trees bend metal

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jones off road


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For someone to see into the future, means they have communication with someone from the future...so therefore the future has already happened!!!
Oh, and subarus overheat!

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Some things that smell like fish taste like chicken.

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KMC Wheels
Serious Motorsports
procrastination


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dogs lick there balls cause they canbiggrinbiggrin

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If its used for storing useful stuff don't leave it empty. If it's used for storing crap don't leave it full.
Don't throw away old parts of a restoration project until the job is 100% complete.

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If you're on a KTM in a bunch of old bikes, don't brag about your starter button unless you know it's gonna work!

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Wolf


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Getting angry with an 8mm socket and throwing it out of the garage to be lost in the grass means you'll find the socket with the lawn mower!

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Blacky


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Wolf wrote:

Getting angry with an 8mm socket and throwing it out of the garage to be lost in the grass means you'll find the socket with the lawn mower!

On the lounge room floor amongst a heap of broken glass !



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Wolf


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It went something like:

Clunk! (socket hitting blade)
Ting! (socket getting spun up by blade)
Zip! (socket firing out of lawn mower)
Crack! (socket hitting shinbone)
FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! (Garry dancing about like a complete fwit and kicking lawn mower)
#*(&$#ING #(*$U@ING STUPID HEAP OF (#@*$& (Garry swinging running lawn mower about and throwing it onto the horsely drive.

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Kick my dog


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When your chopping down trees, miss the foxtel cable.

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Don't tell wife cost of buggy partsidea

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A very expensive electronic component will always blow to protect a 50 cent fuse.

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Famous last words;    I'm sure the other 4 bolts will hold that CV joint on.



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Wolf


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Removing nerf bars is a great way of warning you that you're getting real cocky on that corner...

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kuster


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don`t over commit to a corner that your navigator calls as a `left... no F#@k it right`

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if your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way

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If your parents give you your first car dont write it off in 3 days!!

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Putting a Bright Yellow 73 Beetle with no Muffler Side Ways through a damp intersection in the middle of Sydney on a Friday Arvo after getting the Shits with an Indian Cab Driver will proabably cause a bit of a scene...

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gav24


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If it doesn't fit get a bigger hammer

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I have one speed one gear......GO
Blacky


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When kids are born they piss, shit, and spew all over you and as they grow up it gets worse !!!!!!!!!!bleh.gif

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Surely it cant get worse than that?
Mine seem to get easier.......just to give some a little hope!!

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Marty


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It's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for approval.

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kuster


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Marty wrote:

It's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for approval.



  hey thats my tag!!



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little red racing hood


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never try to hide because you will be found.blankstare

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Wolf


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little red racing hood wrote:

never try to hide because you will be found.blankstare


Good advice mate... now put up your REAL name on your profile!



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