Warning: Scam at "Bunnings"

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Bunnings
customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst
out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be
quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old
girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car, they
both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Bunnings. You agree and they get in the back seat.
 
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over
into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
your wallet.
 
I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the
15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this
upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.