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Wolf


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dont ask for a double tall mocha latte at a truck stop.

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Wolf wrote:

dont ask for a double tall mocha latte at a truck stop.


        Obviously because they'll be all sold out!!



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Wolf


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because the waitress (actually the mum of a sorra forum member!) will look at you like your part of the invasion of the homosexual martians.

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and she`d be F#@king right!!!!!! now i feel weird that u wore my shirt!!!!

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Wolf


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because of the coffee I drink??? cmon mate, tell the truth and shame the devil... you strike me as a vanilla latte guy... :) hehe

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while amongst a group of people, never never point out a great set of jug's to a complete stranger, there's a 99.99 % chance the guy your talking to is married to the girl your pointing at

it's right up there with asking a large Lady when she is due.

hey Wolf

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Wolf


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hey, I pointed them out to the chicks husband... kuster pointed out great norks to some guy and got a response of 'thats my mother!'

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mmmmmm MILF!!!

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hey bring on the summer gig's

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Question, half of the racecar is jap and german, half of it is american so we've got a mix of metric and imperial on the car. When its necessary, should I be using a metric or imperial hammer?

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Wolf wrote:

Question, half of the racecar is jap and german, half of it is american so we've got a mix of metric and imperial on the car. When its necessary, should I be using a metric or imperial hammer?


A shifter usally handles the nut and bolt problem and the hammer question is a hard one or so l thought. Go to Supercheap Auto and the have one that is both imperial and metric it is called a F.B. Hammer. F.B.Hammers will handle most if not all problems you come up against. l think it is made by the same guys who produce FCUK Clothing.



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Wolf


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Another can of worms! Should I be using a metric or imperial shifter?

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Don't worry Wolf the F.B.Hammer eliminates the need for shifters, screwdivers, spanners, allen keys, oxy, ect

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kuster wrote:


trees bend metal


SO IF TREES BEND METAL WHY DONT WE MAKE OUR BUGGIES OUT OF TIMBER......... FOOD FOR THOUGHT



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Its easier(and faster) to buy it than build it! But if you didnt build it is it realy yours?imslow.gif

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mk5 luva wrote:

Its easier(and faster) to buy it than build it! But if you didnt build it is it realy yours?imslow.gif


But it is often heard  'you bend it you own it'



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mk5 luva wrote:

Its easier(and faster) to buy it than build it! But if you didnt build it is it realy yours?imslow.gif



   F#@kING OATH ITS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!! 



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Yeah in my world if you dont pay you dont play, you wana drive it pay first! Although i do know someone who sold their car (mkv sth crs) then let their navy drive it one last time.ohmygod.gif yes bent it after it was paid for, they know who they are, naughty naughty. The buyer who will remain nameless (chrisbiggrin) was a lot more understanding than i would have beenangered.gif..........I guess when it comes to off road cars the main thing is you have one, doesnt matter what it cost or who built it! As my eight year old daughter said the other day when we were driving through a new housing estate with those tiny houses in it. But daddy where do they put their buggies!!!!! Good girl.   

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well the problem with blokes living in those tiny houses in those girly estates
is that there wives have the balls in there family and the blokes put on THE skirts!!! LOL!!!!

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Yes the CV grease stains the Tuscan pavers!!! Funny i had to explain to my eight year old that not everybody has a buggy so the little shedless houses are ok for them. She wasnt impressed at all, my sheds bigger than my house!The way it should be.

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if you don't have fun.
 don't race

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I'll go you one better MP, if you're not having fun, go racing!

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If your not having fun... Your not going fast enough!!!!

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